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Welcome 2 My Home Page!!!

Hi, welcome to KONGOMAX! This is where I put the little web apps I build for myself, plus whatever else I feel like posting. Some of it works. Some of it mostly works. One of it is currently on fire. None of it has a business plan. Poke around, click things, and if something breaks, congratulations: you found a feature.

!!! THIS SITE IS PERMANENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION !!!

~ the webmaster ~
last updated: 09/23/2026

~~ MY PROJECTS ~~

Hand-built, self-hosted, lovingly held together with chewing gum and optimism.

Cookbook (opens in a new tab)

A web app for keeping and browsing recipes, hosted right here on Kongomax.

STATUS: WORKING!!
updated 09/23/26

ENTER >> Cookbook (opens in a new tab)

Pixel Pantry

A recipe box that only accepts recipes you can fit on an index card.

STATUS: WORKING!!
updated 09/14/26

ENTER >> Pixel Pantry

Bus Oracle

Tells you when the next bus is coming, with the confidence of a fortune teller.

STATUS: BETA (it hums)
updated 08/30/26

ENTER >> Bus Oracle

Dice Goblin

A dice roller for tabletop nights that remembers every bad roll you've made.

STATUS: WORKING!!
updated 06/11/26

ENTER >> Dice Goblin

>> SEE ALL 7 PROJECTS <<

Kongo Sez:

“Me build website. Website good.”

About the Webmaster

Kongo

~ webmaster gorilla ~

Kongo lives under the desk, next to the server that is definitely not a fire hazard. He reviews every deploy, eats most of the snacks, and has never once read the documentation. If the site is up, thank Kongo. If it is down, Kongo was on break.